rain-force:

cantbetamed:

LOOK AT THIS LITTLE BABY CAME INTO MY WORK TODAY

pirouettes-and-paradiddles:

Just in case you forgot I have shit going on too.

huggabutts:

trueluck:

gender of the day:

Best description of genderfluid I’ve seen so far that clears up some simple questions I’ve had in the past

capuletcas:

*starts song over because I wasn’t enjoying it hard enough*

skepkitty:

bonsaifiasco:

skepkitty:

skepkitty:

skepkitty:

I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES

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LOOK AT THIS

WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES

i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just

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that is the face of a broken man

this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post

  • me as a little kid: when i'm older i'll be so much happier than i am now i'll have friends and a degree and be doing good stuff with my life
  • me now: i was tempted to put "the bittersweet embrace of death" on my christmas list but then i remembered my family doesn't understand how constant lowkey existential despair works

hohohoesquartz:

neonpossums:

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@albinwonderland here u go

i’m gonna be honest this is the only civil war trailer i’ve watched

  • Me: The great meme drought is terrible, we need new memes!!
  • Tumblr: 2015 in a nutshell meme!
  • Me: You know what?? I change my mind, back to the great meme drought please

fuckyeahgracebaldwin:

stoar-punk:

trashpunx:

shit-in-yer-cereal:

tastefullyoffensive:

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

how is he not fired

I want to be Shane’s friend.

I aspire to be Shane

The albertsons one is golden haha

thewicked-eternity